CHOOSE YOUR LANGUAGE COMEDY, HUMOUR AND LAUGHTER, FUN JOKES FOR ALL THE FAMILY

COMEDY AND FUN JOKES You find out interesting things when you have son's, like:- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan. The motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. MORE COMEDY CLIPS BELOW!

FUN JOKES When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

FUN JOKES AND COMEDY CLIPS No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is. Funny Pictures More Comedy Jokes Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in Brisbane has a 5-minute response time.          The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, nuts, eggs and didn't get tested for diabetes and we didn't suffer allergies. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts, car seats or air bags. Riding in the back of a van 'loose' or on the parcel shelf, was always great fun. We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because.......... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were OK.

COMEDY AND FUN JOKES We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem . We did not have Playstation's, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no internet or internet chat rooms.......... WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever!

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out any eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned

HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
	And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were. Alternatively if you want you could post a link on my forum at buymyworld.com Click Here   Home Page